Aziz Ansari – “Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you’re …”
Aziz Ansari best Cool Quotes – “Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you’re not supposed to be the coolest guy.”
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Aziz Ansari – “What’s cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about somet…”
Aziz Ansari best Cool Quotes – “What’s cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn’t be able to joke about in stand-up.”
Aziz Ansari – “Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That’s what we’re shooting fo…”
Aziz Ansari best Dreams Quotes – “Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That’s what we’re shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.”
Aziz Ansari – “I have an amazing metabolism. I’m sure that’ll be gone one day. B…”
Aziz Ansari best Amazing Quotes – “I have an amazing metabolism. I’m sure that’ll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don’t think I’ll ever get really fat.”
Aziz Ansari – “When I tour, it’s like, well, like a food tour as much as a comed…”
Aziz Ansari best Amazing Quotes – “When I tour, it’s like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I’m obsessed with – one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.”