In the last three years of racing I’ve met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it’s the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn’t have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best. – Tim Allen
There’s three things men always talk about – women, sports, and cars. – Mario Lopez
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I’m the only one moving. – Steven Wright
I don’t drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off. – Alan Davies
Your car should drive itself. It’s amazing to me that we let humans drive cars… It’s a bug that cars were invented before computers. – Eric Schmidt
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG. – Bill Gates
I would have probably stolen cars – it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing. – Valentino Rossi
I was quiet, a loner. I was one of those children where, if you put me in a room and gave me some crayons and a pencils, you wouldn’t hear from me for nine straight hours. And I was always drawing racing cars and rockets and spaceships and planes, things that were very fast that would take me away. – Gary Oldman
I love fast cars… and to go too fast in them. – Lara Flynn Boyle
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry
Ford used to come to work in a big car with two Admiral’s flags, on each side of the car. His assistant would be there with his accordion, playing, Hail to the Chief. – Richard Widmark
My dad was very successful running midgets in Texas. Then, his two drivers ran into some bad luck. People started saying that Daddy had lost his touch. That it was the cars and not the drivers. I wanted to race just to prove all those people wrong. – A. J. Foyt
The only big things I’ve purchased are my dad’s heart valve and a Rolls-Royce for my parents, for their anniversary. And that was only because my dad had a Lady Gaga license plate on our old car and it was making me crazy because he was getting followed everywhere, so I bought him a new car. – Lady Gaga
Consider what kind of car you get. Buy cars and other products that have the least impact environmentally. – Al Gore
We aren’t addicted to oil, but our cars are. – James Woolsey