Dave Barry best Christmas Quotes – “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
Thomas S. Monson best Christmas Quotes – “There is no better time than now, this very Christmas season, for all of us to rededicate ourselves to the principles taught by Jesus the Christ. It is the time to love the Lord, our God, with all our heart – and our neighbors as ourselves.”
John Waters best Christmas Quotes – “Being a traditionalist, I’m a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I’m already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left.”
Ellen DeGeneres best Christmas Quotes – “Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.”
Charles Dickens best Christmas Quotes – “I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.”
Pindar best Christmas Quotes – “Every gift which is given, even though it be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection.”
Bob Hope best Christmas Quotes – “If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.”
Gary Allan best Christmas Quotes – “Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.”
Benjamin Franklin best Christmas Quotes – “A good conscience is a continual Christmas.”
Bernard Manning best Christmas Quotes – “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”
George Carlin best Christmas Quotes – “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
Alice Cooper best Christmas Quotes – “The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.”
Pope Francis best Christmas Quotes – “God never gives someone a gift they are not capable of receiving. If he gives us the gift of Christmas, it is because we all have the ability to understand and receive it.”
Dr. Seuss best Christmas Quotes – “Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn’t come from a store.”
Francis of Assisi best Christmas Quotes – “For it is in giving that we receive.”