Erma Bombeck – “All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Takin…”
Erma Bombeck best Courage Quotes – “All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.”
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck – “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.…”
Erma Bombeck best Family Quotes – “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
Erma Bombeck – “Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a to…”
Erma Bombeck best Family Quotes – “Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.”
Erma Bombeck – “Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lo…”
Erma Bombeck best Dreams Quotes – “Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.”
Erma Bombeck – “A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.…”
Erma Bombeck best Diet Quotes – “A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.”
Erma Bombeck – “Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked …”
Erma Bombeck best Design Quotes – “Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.”
Erma Bombeck – “I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain …”
Erma Bombeck best Courage Quotes – “I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.”
Erma Bombeck – “It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.…”
Erma Bombeck best Courage Quotes – “It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.”
Erma Bombeck – “There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas mor…”
Erma Bombeck best Christmas Quotes – “There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”
Erma Bombeck – “It goes without saying that you should never have more children …”
Erma Bombeck best Car Quotes – “It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.”
Erma Bombeck – “My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait …”
Erma Bombeck best Car Quotes – “My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
Erma Bombeck – “I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to…”
Erma Bombeck best Car Quotes – “I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.”
Erma Bombeck – “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, g…”
Erma Bombeck best Car Quotes – “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”
Erma Bombeck – “Never have more children than you have car windows.…”
Erma Bombeck best Car Quotes – “Never have more children than you have car windows.”
Erma Bombeck – “Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.…”
Erma Bombeck best Car Quotes – “Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.”