Fred Allen best Famous Quotes – “A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”
Fred Allen best Family Quotes – “I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap.”
Fred Allen best Failure Quotes – “Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.”
Fred Allen best Dad Quotes – “My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.”
Fred Allen best Business Quotes – “An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.”
Fred Allen best Amazing Quotes – “I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.”
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. – Fred Allen