George Carlin – “The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every t…”
George Carlin best Family Quotes – “The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.”
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George Carlin – “I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. …”
George Carlin best Death Quotes – “I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
George Carlin – “At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should alway…”
George Carlin best Death Quotes – “At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.”
George Carlin – “Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a lo…”
George Carlin best Death Quotes – “Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”
George Carlin – “By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.…”
George Carlin best Communication Quotes – “By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.”
George Carlin – “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all…”
George Carlin best Christmas Quotes – “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
George Carlin – “If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’…”
George Carlin best Alone Quotes – “If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”
Electricity is really just organized lightning. …” – George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin
Religion is just mind control. …” – George Carlin
Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin