Henny Youngman – “My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad;…”
Henny Youngman best Dad Quotes – “My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad; but New York City?”
Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman – “I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have …”
Henny Youngman best Christmas Quotes – “I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays.”
Henny Youngman – “I know a man who doesn’t pay to have his trash taken out. How …”
Henny Youngman best Car Quotes – “I know a man who doesn’t pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.”
Henny Youngman – “My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.…”
Henny Youngman best Car Quotes – “My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.”
Henny Youngman – “I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If …”
Henny Youngman best Anniversary Quotes – “I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.”
Henny Youngman – “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time …”
Henny Youngman best Anniversary Quotes – “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
Do you know what it means to come home at night to …” – Henny Youngman
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means. – Henny Youngman
I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-on …” – Henny Youngman
I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me. – Henny Youngman