Joan Rivers – “Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.…”
Joan Rivers best Diet Quotes – “Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.”
Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers – “I do a lot of lectures on survival. I always say you can’t change…”
Joan Rivers best Change Quotes – “I do a lot of lectures on survival. I always say you can’t change what happened, so have a little wallow, feel very sorry for yourself, and then get up and move forward. You can’t change what happened.”
Joan Rivers – “I never dwell on what happened. You can’t change it. Move forward…”
Joan Rivers best Change Quotes – “I never dwell on what happened. You can’t change it. Move forward. Don’t waste your energy on being angry at something that somebody did six months ago or a year ago. It’s over. Done. Move forward.”
Joan Rivers – “I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little t…”
Joan Rivers best Car Quotes – “I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full thing. So I would go in maybe once every two or three years, and he’d do a little here, a little there; tweak you, like you tweak your car. Then I became the plastic surgery poster girl.”
Joan Rivers – “The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.…”
Joan Rivers best Beauty Quotes – “The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.”
Joan Rivers – “Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I’m unhappy at not…”
Joan Rivers best Age Quotes – “Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I’m unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I’m angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I’m very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.”