Michael McIntyre best Cool Quotes – “I thought I was going to do some cult, cool, late-night interviewing thing on BBC2. But everyone kept saying: ‘No, Michael, you’re teatime, you’re not cool.'”
Michael McIntyre best Family Quotes – “Our family home, a large house in Hampstead, was sold to Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. I remember being told that ‘someone who eats bats’ was buying it.”
Michael McIntyre best Experience Quotes – “I go to the British Comedy Awards and, you know, quite a few people were making jokes at my expense. It just made me feel awful, because I am there with my wife and she has gone out and bought a dress. And it is my big night and I won, and yet the overriding experience was that of nastiness.”
Michael McIntyre best Diet Quotes – “I don’t eat huge amounts, I’m just very lazy. But then this story appeared about me being on a diet and several weeks later I was snapped on holiday with my ”new physique” on display, which was basically my old physique under a baggy T-shirt. I hadn’t been on any diet. But I felt I had to live up to it.”
Michael McIntyre best Age Quotes – “One of the positives of getting older is that you forget your age. Then you find out that you’re younger than you thought you were.”