Phyllis Diller – “What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking fo…”
Phyllis Diller best Christmas Quotes – “What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”
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Phyllis Diller – “Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?…”
Phyllis Diller best Chance Quotes – “Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?”
Phyllis Diller – “It’s a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I’d be rot…”
Phyllis Diller best Beauty Quotes – “It’s a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I’d be rotten to the core.”
Phyllis Diller – “My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitc…”
Phyllis Diller best Anger Quotes – “My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.”
Phyllis Diller – “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.…”
Phyllis Diller best Anger Quotes – “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
Phyllis Diller – “Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.…”
Phyllis Diller best Age Quotes – “Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.”
Phyllis Diller – “Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your…”
Phyllis Diller best Age Quotes – “Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving …” – Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller