Rita Rudner – “My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’…”
Rita Rudner best Dating Quotes – “My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.”
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner – “Whenever I date a guy, I think, ‘Is this the man I want my childr…”
Rita Rudner best Dating Quotes – “Whenever I date a guy, I think, ‘Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'”
Rita Rudner – “To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.’…”
Rita Rudner best Age Quotes – “To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
Rita Rudner – “I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my…”
Rita Rudner best Birthday Quotes – “I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn’t much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.”
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car I …” – Rita Rudner
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.’ – Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for …” – Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
I love being married. It’s so great to find that o …” – Rita Rudner
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner