Rodney Dangerfield – “I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.…”
Rodney Dangerfield best Family Quotes – “I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield – “I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.…”
Rodney Dangerfield best Family Quotes – “I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”
Rodney Dangerfield – “My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me …”
Rodney Dangerfield best Car Quotes – “My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”
Rodney Dangerfield – “With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her…”
Rodney Dangerfield best Best Quotes – “With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.”
Rodney Dangerfield – “I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my…”
Rodney Dangerfield best Age Quotes – “I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come o …” – Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield