Ron White best Cool Quotes – “There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.”
Ron White best Communication Quotes – “I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.”
Ron White best Famous Quotes – “Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you can make this work. It just takes a little effort.”
Ron White best Famous Quotes – “Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you can make this work. It just takes a little effort.”
Ron White best Famous Quotes – “If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.”
Ron White best Famous Quotes – “If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.”
Ron White best Famous Quotes – “I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.”
Ron White best Famous Quotes – “I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.”
Ron White best Diet Quotes – “There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.”
Ron White best Death Quotes – “Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.”
Ron White best Dad Quotes – “When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.”
Ron White best Car Quotes – “I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.”
Ron White best Beauty Quotes – “That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.”
Ron White best Age Quotes – “The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.”