Stephen Colbert best Cool Quotes – “I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?”
Stephen Colbert best Famous Quotes – “I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.”
Stephen Colbert best Famous Quotes – “I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.”
Stephen Colbert best Famous Quotes – “In the media age, everybody was famous for 15 minutes. In the Wikipedia age, everybody can be an expert in five minutes. Special bonus: You can edit your own entry to make yourself seem even smarter.”
Stephen Colbert best Dad Quotes – “I have a mug that actually verifies that I’m the world’s best dad. That’s a mug. That’s not me talking. You can’t just buy those.”
Stephen Colbert best Change Quotes – “Thankfully, dreams can change. If we’d all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.”
Stephen Colbert best Car Quotes – “When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don’t want to ride around in a quitter.”
I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am? – Stephen Colbert