Dave Barry best Cool Quotes – “The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”
Dave Barry best Computers Quotes – “I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”
Dave Barry best Computers Quotes – “The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.”
Dave Barry best Communication Quotes – “The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.”
Dave Barry best Fear Quotes – “As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.”
Dave Barry best Fear Quotes – “As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.”
Dave Barry best Death Quotes – “What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.”
Dave Barry best Death Quotes – “The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.”
Dave Barry best Christmas Quotes – “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
Dave Barry best Car Quotes – “I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.”
Dave Barry best Car Quotes – “Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”
Dave Barry best Car Quotes – “Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.”
Dave Barry best Business Quotes – “Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.”
Dave Barry best Age Quotes – “The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”
There comes a time in a man’s life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately. – Dave Barry