Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin – “My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always g…”

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Demetri Martin best Chance Quotes – “My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. ‘Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem – just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'”

Demetri Martin – “People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not …”

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Demetri Martin best Car Quotes – “People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they’re very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they’re kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy.”

Demetri Martin – “I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to creat…”

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Demetri Martin best Alone Quotes – “I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. ‘Hey, man, what are you playing?’ ‘Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I’m performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!'”