Erma Bombeck – “Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.…”
Erma Bombeck best Car Quotes – “Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck – “Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobi…”
Erma Bombeck best Car Quotes – “Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.”
Erma Bombeck – “A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric s…”
Erma Bombeck best Birthday Quotes – “A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
Erma Bombeck – “Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupat…”
Erma Bombeck best Alone Quotes – “Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.”
Erma Bombeck – “Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraord…”
Erma Bombeck best Age Quotes – “Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.”
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepar …” – Erma Bombeck
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck
There is a thin line that separates laughter and p …” – Erma Bombeck
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has …” – Erma Bombeck
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck