Life, will be a very great deal less weird without …” – Douglas Adams
Life, will be a very great deal less weird without you! – Douglas Adams
Humor Quotes
One of the extraordinary things about life is the …” – Douglas Adams
One of the extraordinary things about life is the sort of places it’s prepared to put up with living. – Douglas Adams
I don’t believe it. Prove it to me and I still won …” – Douglas Adams
I don’t believe it. Prove it to me and I still won’t believe it. – Douglas Adams
He’s spending a year dead for tax reasons. …” – Douglas Adams
He’s spending a year dead for tax reasons. – Douglas Adams
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarel …” – Douglas Adams
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. – Douglas Adams
I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depress …” – Douglas Adams
I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. – Douglas Adams
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it work …” – Douglas Adams
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. – Douglas Adams
A learning experience is one of those things that …” – Douglas Adams
A learning experience is one of those things that says, ‘You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that. – Douglas Adams
Life is wasted on the living. …” – Douglas Adams
Life is wasted on the living. – Douglas Adams
There comes a time in a man’s life when he hears t …” – Dave Barry
There comes a time in a man’s life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately. – Dave Barry
Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious sub …” – Dave Barry
Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can’t see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything. – Dave Barry
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny …” – Dave Barry
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. – Dave Barry
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchase …” – Dave Barry
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry
When you graduate from college, they tell you to f …” – Bill Cosby
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first? – Bill Cosby
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the …” – Bill Cosby
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise. – Bill Cosby