If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have …” – Mahatma Gandhi
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. – Mahatma Gandhi
Humor Quotes
The problem with having a sense of humor is often …” – Lou Holtz
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood. – Lou Holtz
Good planning is important. I’ve also regarded a s …” – Edmund Hillary
Good planning is important. I’ve also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you’re in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you’re depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension. – Edmund Hillary
From a small seed a mighty trunk may grow. …” – Aeschylus
From a small seed a mighty trunk may grow. – Aeschylus
I’ve never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, …” – Fatty Arbuckle
I’ve never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair. – Fatty Arbuckle
Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry m …” – Washington Irving
Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant. – Washington Irving
You can turn painful situations around through lau …” – Bill Cosby
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. – Bill Cosby
All you need is the plan, the road map, and the co …” – Earl Nightingale
All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. – Earl Nightingale
I grew up with Forrest J. Ackerman’s ‘Famous Monst …” – Harry Knowles
I grew up with Forrest J. Ackerman’s ‘Famous Monsters of Filmland’ along with a plethora of movie tomes and wanted to write about film with a sense of personality, passion, and humor. – Harry Knowles
There is a thin line that separates laughter and p …” – Erma Bombeck
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspi …” – Victor Borge
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge
The most wasted of all days is one without laughte …” – E. E. Cummings
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. – E. E. Cummings
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst bl …” – Bill Cosby
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. – Bill Cosby
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform …” – Bob Hope
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. – Bob Hope
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of …” – Mark Twain
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain