In the first place God made idiots. This was for p …” – Mark Twain
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
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The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and …” – Mark Twain
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. – Mark Twain
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary. …” – Mark Twain
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary. – Mark Twain
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the gove …” – Mark Twain
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. …” – Mark Twain
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. – Mark Twain
Necessity is the mother of taking chances. …” – Mark Twain
Necessity is the mother of taking chances. – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but …” – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
The lack of money is the root of all evil. …” – Mark Twain
The lack of money is the root of all evil. – Mark Twain
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of …” – Mark Twain
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time …” – Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain
Golf is a good walk spoiled. …” – Mark Twain
Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Mark Twain
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing. …” – Mark Twain
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing. – Mark Twain
If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it …” – Mark Twain
If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first. – Mark Twain
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A …” – Mark Twain
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. – Mark Twain