Woody Allen – “If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not…”
Woody Allen best Failure Quotes – “If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.”
Woody Allen
Woody Allen – “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meani…”
Woody Allen best Experience Quotes – “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
Woody Allen – “His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly …”
Woody Allen best Education Quotes – “His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.”
Woody Allen – “I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally d…”
Woody Allen best Education Quotes – “I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
Woody Allen – “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to ac…”
Woody Allen best Death Quotes – “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
Woody Allen – “I’m not afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happ…”
Woody Allen best Death Quotes – “I’m not afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
Woody Allen – “It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still …”
Woody Allen best Death Quotes – “It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.”
Woody Allen – “Marriage is the death of hope.…”
Woody Allen best Death Quotes – “Marriage is the death of hope.”
Woody Allen – “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an…”
Woody Allen best Death Quotes – “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
Woody Allen – “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it h…”
Woody Allen best Death Quotes – “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
Woody Allen – “I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a chang…”
Woody Allen best Change Quotes – “I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
Woody Allen – “I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by…”
Woody Allen best Car Quotes – “I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
Woody Allen – “Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.…”
Woody Allen best Art Quotes – “Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
Money is better than poverty, if only for financia …” – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got …” – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen