I hate reality but it’s still the best place to ge …” – Woody Allen
I hate reality but it’s still the best place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen
Woody Allen
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love …” – Woody Allen
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.
She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic. – Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but …” – Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a …” – Woody Allen
If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen
Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad televisi …” – Woody Allen
Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in hi …” – Woody Allen
If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he’d never stop throwing-up. – Woody Allen
Eighty percent of success is showing up. …” – Woody Allen
Eighty percent of success is showing up. – Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone els …” – Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen
To you, I’m an atheist.
To God, I’m t …” – Woody Allen
To you, I’m an atheist.
To God, I’m the loyal opposition. – Woody Allen
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be t …” – Woody Allen
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice. …” – Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice. – Woody Allen