If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in hi …” – Woody Allen
If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he’d never stop throwing-up. – Woody Allen
If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he’d never stop throwing-up. – Woody Allen
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. – Henry J. Heinz
Technology… is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. – Carrie Snow